I like to drive fake cars.
I have a daughter who I bring to school sometimes.
Talks loudly on his phone about his dog is loose
I live in Colorado. Syke! I live in Nashville dummy! Double syke! I have no idea where I am.
The person writing this realized they don't know me well enough to come up with a simple quip.
I'm a cowboy; in an old van, I drive. I'm wanted, WANTED! for wearing plaid with neckties.
Master of karate and friendship, for everyone.
1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted and now I have it. I rule!
I'm just here for the zip line.
Content creation is 90% mental, the other half is physical.
I don't know about you but lately I've been doing a lot of sitting.
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
Believe it or not, I actually didn't graduate High School in 1994.
I once dubbed a male model
